10 Things To Do With Your Lovah on Valentines Day

This is from a poster on the SNL Newsgroup:

10 Things To Do With Your Lovah On Valentines Day~

10. Fill your bellies with ham.
9. Creep down the staircase, silent as mice, and then break the early morning silence with the screams of your love making.
8. Visit the build-your-own omlette station at the prestigous Wesley
Arms Hotel.
7. Practice shin-shi shin-shi, unless your LUVAH thinks it unclean.
6. Make room for 2 more LUVAHs in the ha-tub.
5. Take your LUVAH for a romantic drive in the SubaROO.
4. Cover your bodies with woolen shawls, and savor hot spiced lamb
shanks.
3. Playfully grope your LUVAH's secret cul-de-sac.
2. Enjoy a picnic lunch of goat meat and moussaKA, then make love on each and every picnic table in the park.
1. My back! Ow! My back! Are you deaf? Get the hell off me!